Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
