i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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