Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
