So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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