even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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