butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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