Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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