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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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