i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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