I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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