he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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