____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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