seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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