these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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