I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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