we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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