the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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