My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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