Three words: puerto rican gang bang
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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