you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The air was thick with penises
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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