I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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