I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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