He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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