Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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