Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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