Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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