i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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