If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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