god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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