How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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