Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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