Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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