I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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