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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?

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(516): View more from New York

shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"

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(480): View more from Arizona

I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days

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