she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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