What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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