Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
