Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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