Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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