Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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