Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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