I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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