i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
