Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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