Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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