he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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