but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Actions speak louder than pants.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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