Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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