Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
