My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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