i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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