You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Someone signed my nipple.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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