he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
