Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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