You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
