i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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